Dean & DeLuca 500mg Gummy

A luxury lil’ stocking stuffer for your brain cells.
Sweet, potent, and festive enough to make you believe in Santa again.
Pop one before wrapping gifts, family dinner, or listening to Mariah Carey for the 400th time.
Either way—holiday cheer: activated.

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Eighth of Exotic Flower (Your Choice)

This isn’t gas… this is North Pole premium.
Hand-selected, top-tier buds fresher than a peppermint forest and louder than your aunt asking why you’re still not married.
Perfect for fireplace sessions, snow-day philosophizing, or escaping holiday chaos without leaving the couch.

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2g Disposable Vape

Sleek, smooth, and stronger than the punch Uncle Tony “accidentally” spiked.
Pulls like a dream, hits like holiday spirit in vape form.
No mess, no stress—just instant elevation beneath the twinkling lights.

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Exotic Pre-Rolls

Pre-packed. Pre-lit energy. Pre-approved by Santa’s naughtiest elves.
Ideal for snowy night strolls, sharing with your favorite ho-ho-homie, or hiding in the backyard when your family starts trauma-dumping over dessert.

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Purple Penthouse Merch (Hoodie, Shorts, or Hat)

Whether you want to stay cozy, stay drippy, or stay low-key festive… we got options:

HOODIE:

Warm enough to survive winter.
Soft enough to heal childhood wounds.
Fly enough to make your ex regret everything.

Perfect for:

• Holiday parties

• Airport flexing

• Christmas morning photos

• Target runs while blitzed

• Pretending you’re helping with dinner

This hoodie/hat/shorts combo hits so different, it might make TSA pause, priests stare, and your grandma mutter a prayer.
The fabric feels like being hugged by a reindeer on ecstasy—luxe, plush, heavenly.
Wear it to Christmas mass, wear it to your probation appointment, wear it to your cousin’s gender reveal—it’s high fashion, baby.

If your grandma tells you to take it off at the table, simply whisper:
“Not today, Nana. The drip stays.”

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The Purple Penthouse Holiday Energy™

Whether you’re celebrating with family, friends, or avoiding both—this box is your official pass to survive the holidays in style.
Wrap it, gift it, smoke it, hide it under the tree—just don’t let the elves steal it.

Hoodie size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL