Holiday Box – VALENTINES EDITION

Faithless Farms Skull Crushers 500mg Gummy

A luxury lil’ love potion for your brain cells.
Sweet, potent, and romantic enough to make you text your ex “I forgive you” (don’t).
Pop one before date night, your Galentine’s dinner, or crying in a bubble bath to Lana Del Rey.

Either way—Cupid’s arrow: activated.

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Exotic Pre-Rolls

Pre-packed. Pre-lit energy. Pre-approved by Cupid’s messiest angels.
Perfect for rooftop smoke sessions, late-night drive-bys, or pretending you’re “just vibing” while secretly plotting revenge.

Ideal for:

Making eye contact across the room like you’re in a movie

Smoking before dinner so you don’t argue over appetizers

Having a “deep conversation” that turns into flirting

Surviving a Valentine’s date with a man who says “I don’t really believe in love”

Or sharing with your favorite situationship before they disappear for 3 weeks again

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Purple Penthouse Merch (Hoodie, Shorts, or Hat)

Whether you want to stay cozy, stay toxic, or stay heartbreak-proof… we got options:

HOODIE:

Warm enough to survive February.
Soft enough to heal abandonment issues.
Fly enough to make your ex spiral.

Perfect for:

Date night layering

Late-night dispensary runs

Valentine’s brunch with the girls

“Accidentally” running into someone you blocked

Wearing to bed while manifesting a rich husband

This hoodie/hat/shorts combo hits so different it might make your date fall in love, your ex stalk your story, and your mother ask if you’re “doing okay.”

The fabric feels like being hugged by a rich man who owns property and doesn’t play mind games—luxe, plush, heavenly.
Wear it to dinner, wear it to the club, wear it to your “I’m over him” era—it’s high fashion, baby.

If someone says:
“Why are you dressed like that?”

Simply respond:
“Because love is temporary, but drip is forever.”

we choose the hoodie at random but If there’s a design you like feel free to let your dispatcher know!

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The Purple Penthouse Valentine’s Energy™

Whether you’re celebrating with a lover, your besties, or a bottle of wine and pure spite—this box is your official pass to survive Valentine’s Day in style.

Gift it. Smoke it. Wear it. Hide it.
Just don’t let your situationship touch it… because they WILL try to claim it emotionally.

Love is in the air.
So is THC.
Stay dangerous. 💘🔥

Hoodie size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL