Dean & DeLuca 500mg Gummy
A bougie lil’ edible to sweeten your sesh. Pop one, kick back, and let the good vibes melt in—perfect for solo zen or splitting with your favorite stoner sidekick.
Eighth of Exotic Flower (Your Choice)
Only the finest for your 4/20. Hand-selected, high-quality buds that’ll have you floating, vibing, and maybe even philosophizing.
2g Disposable Vape
Sleek, smooth, and strong—this pen pulls like a dream and hits like a celebration. No mess, no stress—just pure elevation.
Exotic Pre-Rolls
Rolled to perfection and ready to spark. Because nothing says “I got you” like a puff-pass moment under the clouds.
Purple Penthouse Hoodie –
Stay lit, stay cozy. Luxe feel, elevated fit—this hoodie hits different whether you’re hotboxing the car or couch-locked in style.
Rock your love for Purple Penthouse on your chest this 420. Our hoodies are perfect for sporting events, your nieces’ flute recital, getting that revenge bod at the gym, or praising our lord and savior at Sunday service. (he did bless us with this plant after all). When the national anthem comes on you can proudly display this hoodie on your chest in solidarity with other stoned DMV natives, or if you’re visiting Washington D.C. look real fly in those IG posts next to the memorials. These hoodies are made to turn heads, spark conversations, and make TSA double-check your vibes. Made from absurdly soft, high-quality fabric that feels like getting hugged by a baby alpaca on molly. It’s so lush, you might forget all your emotional baggage—until your next existential spiral, but hey, at least you’ll be cozy. From probation appointments to underground raves to awkward family dinners—this hoodie does it all. It’s not just streetwear, it’s HIGH FASHION. And if your grandma dares to tell you to take it off at the table, tell her loud and proud: “Fuck you, Grandma, Purple Penthouse is my life”.
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