Holiday Box – 420 EDITION

🌿🔥 Purple Penthouse 4/20 Box — Elevated Essentials

This isn’t a “deal.”
This is a lifestyle reset disguised as a holiday box.

Loud flavors. Heavy hitters. Zero regrets.
Whether you’re celebrating with your crew or going full solo-vibe mode—this box does exactly what it’s supposed to do:

Get you high. Keep you fly. Mind your business.

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🍬 Dean & Deluca 500mg Gummies

A luxury edible moment for people who don’t do anything halfway.

Sweet, potent, and just unhinged enough to have you:

• Romanticizing your life
• Rewriting your personality mid-high
• Or texting someone you absolutely should not (again… don’t)

Perfect for:

• Turning a regular night into a cinematic experience
• Laughing too hard at things that aren’t funny
• Deep thoughts that feel like life revelations
• Forgetting why you walked into the room

Dosage tip: Respect it… or it will humble you.

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🚬 Exotic Pre-Rolls

Pre-packed. Ready to go. No thoughts required.

This is effortless elevation—for when rolling feels like too much work but getting high does not.

Perfect for:

• Rooftop smoke sessions
• Late-night drives with no destination
• Passing it around like a bonding ritual
• Acting mysterious for absolutely no reason

Or just lighting one and deciding…
today is not a productive day—and that’s okay.

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🧃💨 Smoothie Bar 2g Dual-Chamber Vape

This is where things get dangerous (in a good way).

A 2G rechargeable dual-chamber vape designed for people who like options—and control.

Features:

• Two flavors. One device.
• Switch modes depending on your mood
• Blend both chambers together for a custom hit
• Smooth, flavorful pulls with high potency

Use it how you want:

• One side for daytime clarity
• One side for nighttime vibes
• Or mix both and see where life takes you

It’s basically a choose-your-own-high situation.

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👕 Purple Penthouse Merch (Hoodie, Shorts, or Hat)

Because being high is one thing…
looking good while doing it is another. Just in time for hoodie/short combo weather, we have you covered.

We pick the item—but the energy is always the same:
effortless, expensive, slightly intimidating.

HOODIE:

Soft. Heavy. Addictive.

Feels like:

• Being wrapped in comfort
• Making better decisions (temporarily)
• Or ignoring texts in peace

Perfect for:

• Dispensary runs
• Late-night food missions
• Not explaining yourself to anyone

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🧢 / 🩳 ALT OPTIONS:

Same vibe. Different execution.

Whether it’s the hat or the shorts—you’re still giving:
“I didn’t try, but I still won.”

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If anyone asks:
“Why are you dressed like that?”
Just say:
“Because it’s 4/20. Mind your business.”

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Hoodie size	S, M, L, XL, 2XL